I actually wanted the topic to be acceptance, so i had to fight off a resentment about resentment being picked and accept that acceptance wasn't. I suppose the solution is in there somewhere.
Got talking to a couple of pals about things we really hated. Here are are few things;
- Farmers markets - Who the fuck needs pickled Garlic for £6.99? Farmers should remain in the country, markets should sell shit that breaks after a day. Keep it real Britain and stop this middle class horseshit infesting our towns
- Alan Carr - Nuff said
- Therapy speak - The only place boundaries should be discussed is when talking cricket. Talk straight Britain. At least i can understand then.
- Inner Child - Any adult who discusses their inner child has clearly been listening to Gary Glitter. Keep it schtum
- Organic Products - So let me get this straight i have to pay £4 extra because it's packaged differently and has been sourced by politically correct minimum wage paid ethically sourced organically grown children over the age of 16? In the old days they just called organic apples. Apples. Sort it
- Arrogance - Usually displayed on people who least deserve it. EG - men who are decked in Lonsdale sportswear and retain zero character.
- John Terry v Anton Ferdinand race court case - What a waste of f****g time. 2 moronic over paid, over self importance footballers who traded insults without any real knowledge of what they were saying is then taken to a court of law at huge expense and then reported heavily in the media like it was actually news. #bollocks
- The media - Middle class reporting of news without actually saying the truth on race
- Carluccios - Why do people go there?
- Idiots - See Arrogance above
- Kings Road - soulless high street shops masquerading as a fashionable road. #fraud
- Young sloany girls who speak in actual text speak - Overheard on tube today she did actually say OMG out loud
- Richmond Bikram Yoga - Becuase i'm barred from there for arguing in class with the owner #angermanagment
- People who say "How are you doing?" when they have absolutely no interest in how you are doing and are only saying it on auto pilot and be polite - why can't we all just be brutally honest and say "I was going to ask how you are doing but i have no interest, plus you know that anyway so to save you replying 'fine thank you', when clearly you're not as i know your bird has left you and you have no job and were placed bankrupt this week', so rather than all that i'm just going to ignore you and go and speak to someone more interesting"
- Cobham -
- Deck shoes
- Jumpers slung over mens shoulders
- Gourmet Scotch eggs - They should never be gourmet they should be almost inedible and available to use as a missile just in case. For Gourmet please organic
I could go on, why don't you send me yours? Bit room 101 i know but f*** it
Chilled day, the highlight being attempting to do some gardening and trim my bush dressed in cowboy boots, long gloves and sunglasses. #wrong
Have a great week people
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